“yah balls! i proposed to my wife at loft 01.01.07…”

“daniel: i actually agree with you on that. i wrote the piece a while ago, and it's been in JUICE's print edition for a month already. they just uploaded it here today, though james: thank you for noticing where i cribbed the format from! props, you must be a subscriber! Jedward: come on, son. not in…”

“Lol nice one Manifestor of Words…”

“Woah. This article is actually quite terrible. It's like something straight out of Cosmo.…”

“This is two months late from being actually relevant. Congrats.…”